"The Movement"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 14, when Peter coaches a minor league baseball team, a bout of constipation turns him into the face of racial justice.

"Rich Old Stewie"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 13, Stewie's future life couldn't be better, living as a wealthy, old Mr. Burns-type man, until his retirement is interrupted.

"Undergrounded"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 12, Peter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him so he plans his escape.

"Short Cuts"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 11, Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter tries to embarrass her and Brian accidentally becomes a local hero.

"Connie's Celica"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 10, Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school and a mean student, Connie, makes her a target.

"Christmas Is Coming"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 9, when Meg takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa, she has a surprising response while Stewie is scarred by the experience.

"Shanksgiving"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 8, Peter decides the best way to avoid Lois's special Thanksgiving dinner is to get arrested while Stewie has a secret revealed.

"Heart Burn"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 7, the Griffins recount their own versions of three well-known love stories in celebration of Peter and Lois' anniversary.

"Peter & Lois' Wedding"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 6, with the wi-fi out, Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s.

"Cat Fight"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 5, when Quagmire decides to open a cat café in town, Brian chooses to take a stand to get the café shut down.

Family Guy Quotes

Brian: You know, Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch.
Connie: Excuse me?
Meg: Brian, let's just go.
Brian: No, no, no, no, no. Now hang on... hang on, Meg, hang on. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12. But now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So, you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19, you're going to be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your step-dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?
(Connie cries and runs)

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