"CutawayLand"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 4, Peter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself.

"Boys & Squirrels"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 3, Peter injures a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident, and Chris and Stewie take in the rodents to nurse back to health.

"The Talented Mr. Stewie"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 2, Stewie "breaks up with" Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris, and decides to take action.

"Stewie's First Word"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 1, Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear, and Lois tries to figure out where Stewie could have learned it.

"Movin’ In (Principal Shepherd’s Song)"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 20, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot and Principal Shepherd is fired.

"Holly Bibble"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 19, cooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible.

"Better Off Meg"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 18, when Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere.

"Coma Guy"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 17, thanks to a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter gets in a car accident and falls into a coma.

"Start Me Up"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 16, when Peter’s non-stop sweating becomes a liability at his company his boss tells him to go work from home.

"Baby Stewie"

On Family Guy Season 18 Episode 15, Stewie builds a DNA-altering machine that has an adverse effect and transforms him into an actual, normal baby.

Family Guy Quotes

Brian: You know, Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch.
Connie: Excuse me?
Meg: Brian, let's just go.
Brian: No, no, no, no, no. Now hang on... hang on, Meg, hang on. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12. But now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So, you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19, you're going to be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your step-dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?
(Connie cries and runs)

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