"Customer Of The Week"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 14, Lois finds her villainous side to win Best Customer at her favorite coffee shop after feeling unappreciated by her family.

"The Marrying Kind"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 13, Stewie gets a mail order bride from Ukraine and Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets.

"PeTerminator"

On Family Guy Seaosn 19 Episode 12, Stewie designs a “Terminator” Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli, but things don’t go according to plan.

"And Then There’s Fraud"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 11, Stewie tries to combat aging with plastic surgery, but ends up taking it too far, while Peter and Chris head to a baseball game.

"Boy’s Best Friend"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 10, Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe’s new classic corvette, while Brian bonds with the son of his new girlfriend.

"The First No L"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 9, when the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out and the Griffins must save Christmas on their own.

"Pawtucket Pat"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 8, Brian’s new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog’s hero, took part in racist actions.

"Wild Wild West"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 7, Lois and Peter are divided on who the next Mayor of Quahog should be as Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West’s cousin.

"Meg's Wedding"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 6, Meg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident, while Peter finds a new vest on his fittings for his new attire.

"La Famiglia Guy"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 5, when Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter's mistaken interpretation has him becoming a real gangster.

Family Guy Quotes

Brian: You know, Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch.
Connie: Excuse me?
Meg: Brian, let's just go.
Brian: No, no, no, no, no. Now hang on... hang on, Meg, hang on. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12. But now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So, you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19, you're going to be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your step-dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?
(Connie cries and runs)

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