"Brief Encounter"

On Family Guy Season 20 Episode 5, when Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear while Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders.

"80'S Guy"

On Family Guy Season 20 Episode 4, Peter recreates movie scenes from his favorite decade and Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a frisbee stuck on a jungle gym.

"Must Love Dogs"

On Family Guy Season 20 Episode 3, Quagmire meets a dog lover and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over. and someone steals Stewie's candy.

"Rock Hard"

On Family Guy Season 20 Episode 2, while at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters, and Elton John.

"LASIK Instinct"

On Family Guy Season 20 Episode 1, with her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery but exploits her new disability for monetary gain.

"Tales Of Former Sports Glory"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 19, the guys regale each other with stories of youthful athletic accomplishments where Cleveland was a baseball player from Cuba.

"Family Cat"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 18, Brian attempts to convince the rest of the Griffin family that their new adopted cat, Pouncy, is actually evil.

"Meg Goes to College"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 17, Meg deals with a college admissions scandal, while Brian embarks on a new journey towards health and fitness.

"Young Parent Trap"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 16, Lois and Peter are mistaken for "young parents" at Stewie's school and invited to live in a millennial apartment complex.

"Who's Brian Now?"

On Family Guy Season 19 Episode 15, Brian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins, which he then decides to seek out.

Family Guy Quotes

Brian: You know, Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch.
Connie: Excuse me?
Meg: Brian, let's just go.
Brian: No, no, no, no, no. Now hang on... hang on, Meg, hang on. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12. But now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So, you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19, you're going to be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your step-dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?
(Connie cries and runs)

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