"Family Guy Lite"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 14, after a mishap, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland.

"Trans-Fat"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 13, when Peter is mistakenly identified as transgender it leads to an unexpected event and an important learning lesson.

"Bri Robot"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 12, Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography of Brian when he worries about the legacy he'll leave behind.

"Trump Guy"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 11, when the Griffins move to Washington, D.C., where Peter is hired as the new White House Press Secretary.

"Hefty Shades of Gray"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 10, Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure, and his new look grabs the attention of local news anchor.

"Pawtucket Pete"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 9, the Pawtucket Brewery hires new bosses, and peter and Brian go head-to-head to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale.

"Con Heiress"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 8, Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection while Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of an older heiress.

"The Griffin Winter Games"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 7, to everyone's surprise, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics.

"Stand By Meg"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 6, Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, so Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg.

"Regarding Carter"

On Family Guy Season 17 Episode 5, Lois' father, Carter Pewterschmidt, has an unfortunate accident that leaves him dependent on Lois and the Griffin's care.

Family Guy Quotes

Brian: You know, Connie, I think I have a theory about why you're such a bitch.
Connie: Excuse me?
Meg: Brian, let's just go.
Brian: No, no, no, no, no. Now hang on... hang on, Meg, hang on. You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started putting out when you were 12. But now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So, you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body's used up by age 19, you're going to be a worn-out, chalky-skinned burlap sack that even your step-dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?
(Connie cries and runs)

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