I'm sorry, Will. My sister's a little upset, and she's also a bitch. 

Ellie

Forty: You don't think I'm a monster?
Joe: No, you have a bright future.
Joe Voiceover: And on acid, you're a savant.

Forty: You gotta be careful, Sport because you're about to feel everything.
Joe Voiceover: All I feel is rage. I tried, Love, but your brother's a lost cause.

How dark is he going to get? Maybe he'll let it go. No. He enjoys this. He's a sadist. And before it's even begun, Forty has ruined their marriage. I've seen Forty the addict, Forty the braggart, the crybaby, the manipulator. But I've never seen this side. Your brother, Love, is dangerous.

Joe Voiceover

White Male Fragility. 

Ellie [scoffs]

This crazy, entitled, sick son of a bitch. How has he lived this long? And so many accidents can happen in a hotel room. No, no!

Joe Voiceover

All this time I've been worried that my own sins would be my undoing only to be kidnapped because of Forty fucking Quinn. 

Joe Voiceover

And now I've dragged this poor idiot into my bullshit.

Joe Voiceover

You are not your family.

Sunrise

Joe: I'm sorry our friendship had to end like this.
Delilah: You have a severely fucked concept of friendship.

Delilah will go free even if it means breaking my own heart.

Joe Voiceover

Joe: Don't panic. I'm not going to hurt you. I would never do anything to hurt you or Ellie. 
Delilah: Will, please do not leave me in here.
Joe: I just need to make some arrangements, and you will never see me again. I promise you and Ellie will be fine. Together. I just need you to trust me. Can you trust me, Delilah? 

YOU Season 2 Quotes

Candace: You did it again, didn't you Joe?
Joe: What do you want, Candace?
Candace: To kill you with my bare hands. I'm kidding. I could never. I'm going to go to the cops and tell them everything. Nope, too easy on you.

Love has taken me to dark places, but Los Angeles has got to be as dark as it gets. When you're running from someone who thinks they know you, the best place to hide is somewhere they think you hate because you do.

Joe Voiceover