Delilah: What are you going to do? I will scream.
Joe: It's soundproof.
Delilah: Just think about Ellie. She will be alone!

What in the actual ... fuck?

Delilah

OK, Miss "sic the PI on my girlfriend for my protection," retract the claws lest you scratch yourself with hypocrisy.

Forty

Joe, damaged finds damaged. Every time.

Delilah

Maybe I'm cynical, but I really don't think any of that stuff works for anyone who is truly broken. Serves us better to just keep barreling forward and hope the demons can't keep up, so you might as well be who you are. 

Delilah

Delilah: It's weird how powerful vulnerability can feel. I don't think I would have had the guts if you hadn't angered me into it. Still not a thank you.
Joe: You know you can always count on me to say the wrong thing. If I told you I was proud would you want to hurt me?
Delilah: Probably.
Joe: OK. Well, I'm definitely not proud of you.

Gabe: How are you feeling?
Joe: Free. Full. 
Gabe: It's the power of self-love.  As Mama Ru says: if you cannot love yourself how and the hell are you going to love somebody else?

You have been in the pursuit of someone to love and care for all of your life. What if you were that person? What if you're all that you need? 

Gabe

As long as we're together, we'll always be home.

Joe's Mom

Who would you be if you didn't have anyone to love? What did you lose that makes you chase love so much?

Gabe

Gabe: So you believe your truth makes you unworthy of love?
Joe Voiceover: I need to stop talking now.
Joe: Yes.
Gabe: And therefore you're unworthy of love.
Joe: Yes

Ellie: Hey, creep, do me a favor. Instead of Delilah, fuck anything else, cool? 
Joe: How, why do you know about that?
Ellie: Just be a normal person and rebound on Flingr instead of your literal neighbor.

YOU Season 2 Quotes

Candace: You did it again, didn't you Joe?
Joe: What do you want, Candace?
Candace: To kill you with my bare hands. I'm kidding. I could never. I'm going to go to the cops and tell them everything. Nope, too easy on you.

Love has taken me to dark places, but Los Angeles has got to be as dark as it gets. When you're running from someone who thinks they know you, the best place to hide is somewhere they think you hate because you do.

Joe Voiceover