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Thursdays on NetflixYOU Season 2 Quotes
She can't hold a knife. One swift move and no, no she's wrong. I don't hurt people, especially women, especially women who are out of their minds. That's not me.
Joe Voiceover
Dottie: Ah, to be young.
Joe: Oh you're still young.
Dottie: Tell that to my vagina. No one warns you one day you wake up dryer than the Sahara.
Of course, your brother destroyed my life. Our life. I was trying to help you, Love. Altruism is dangerous.
Joe Voiceover
Joe: What are you doing here?
Candace: I told you I'd show up to give you what you deserve. So here we are. Merry Christmas!
Like the kids say, fuck my life.
Joe
It's not eczema, Forty. Addiction is not an on and off thing, and it's no excuse for being a bum.
Ray
Candace: Will Bettelheim. What a great name. Almost sounds made up.
Joe Voiceover: Is she trying to spar with me?
Joe: It's funny, I was just thinking Amy Adam, how totally ungoogleable.
You are a lot of things, but you're not stupid.
Delilah
Love: My dad is going to love that shirt.
Joe Voiceover: I know. I do my research.
Love: Can I tell you I love you yet?
Joe: Whenever you're ready. In the meantime, let me say it. I love you, Love. It's a complicated word.
Love: Oh.
Joe: Is their another word? Our word.
Love: Um. I wolf you.
Joe: I wolf you too.
Love: It's like you're part of my pack.
Joe: I am your pack.
Forty: Holy fuck. No way.
Love: What?
Forty: Hold on.
Candace: What happened?
Forty: Now they're saying Henderson was murdered.
Joe Voiceover: Benji, Peach, Beck, Ron, Jasper, Henderson.
Candace: Well, if that's true a famous man line Henderson they'll catch who did it. He won't get away. Murder has a way of following you.
I'm sorry, Will. My sister's a little upset, and she's also a bitch.
Ellie
