Cleveland: Peter, that's Bruno Mars.
Peter: Bruno Mars? Who's she?
Cleveland: She's a man. And he's not even black. He's a beautiful, mixed-up tomorrow person.

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• Added: April 08, 2018

Stewie: You're really taking to this. I wish I would have brought you in on this earlier. Together we're going to make a fortune.
Brian: Hold on, Stewie. I'm not some run-of-the-mill Wall Street scumbag in it just for the profits. Every dollar I make, one goes to me and one goes to charity.
Stewie: I'm going to rent a Ferrari and cruise the pier. You want in?
Brian: Well, cancer's not going anywhere.

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• Added: April 08, 2018

The stock market is a sucker's bet like chasing your tail.

Brian

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• Added: April 08, 2018

Stewie, adults are allowed to say racist things because of traffic.

Brian

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• Added: April 08, 2018

For instance, there are more single people over 50 than ever so I'm investing in handguns and black-out window shades. They don't want to be part of society, Brian. They've made that very clear.

Stewie

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• Added: April 08, 2018

And I'm bisexual like all the members of the Coast Guard. Goodnight Coast Guard. I hope you enjoyed the episode.

Peter

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• Added: April 01, 2018

Compared to him, we're about as useless as one of the those automated bathroom sinks.

Peter

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• Added: April 01, 2018

Compared to the Navy the Coast Guard is totally unprofessional and incompetent.

Quagmire

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• Added: April 01, 2018

You've never seen a homeless vet, and people are being really nice to me. They open doors for you.

Peter

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• Added: April 01, 2018

Stewie: We made it just in time, and I was able to fool you because I am a master of disguise.
Brian: It seems like you're just good at dressing like a woman.

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• Added: March 25, 2018

I hope no one from the train is on this boat. I'm wearing the same outfit.

Stewie

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• Added: March 25, 2018

Stewie: So when do the strippers arrive?
Brian: 1952.

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• Added: March 25, 2018