The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Quotes
You know, we’re not meant to like each other, you and I, so thank you.
Caroline [to Valerie]
Here’s the thing, Damon. Hell messes with you, but post-Hell is much worse.
Stefan
I guess it’s safe to say I lost my soft side.
Matt
What happened to your Hero Hair campaign to protect Mystic Falls?
Damon
I have no desire to kill Caroline. I mean, not since the last time I tried. I think we can all agree that was a huge misunderstanding.
Damon
It’s a diaper, not a bomb. Though I could dismantle a bomb blindfolded if I needed to.
Alaric
This PTSD puppet show wouldn’t happen to be, by chance, a ploy to get me to feel remorse for your pointless death, would it? Because it ain’t working, Mama.
Damon
Mom, I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. Give me a chance to make it right. Give me a chance to let you love me. Okay?
Damon
This isn’t about what you do in her name, Damon. It’s about what you do in her absence.
Stefan
Overall I’d give Hell one star for horror and two very disappointed thumbs down for clever use of parable.
Damon
Damon: You telling me my brother is still stuck in here and you brought me out first?
Bonnie: That didn’t sound like even a glimmer of a thank you…
Well, it’s not like I was expecting a parade, but where’s my parade?
Damon
