You wanna send me back to Hell? Well let me tell you something, lady. I’m already there.

Damon

Stefan: This is the only way I could stop her.
Caroline: I know. I just wish it didn’t always have to be you.

Damon: Go ahead. Let it all out, Bonnie. I’m a vile cheater. I couldn’t even wait a year.
Bonnie: Are you kidding me? The last thing anyone wants to deal with for the next six decades is a cranky, bitter, sexless Damon Salvatore, okay?

What’d you do? Couldn’t be worse than whatever was wearing that jean skirt.

Bonnie [to Damon]

I need a drink. And a buddy. And right now you are my only buddy available to drink. I’m overlooking the fact that you nearly killed me the last time we hung out.

Bonnie

Enzo? Remember Thanksgiving in 1953? We were locked up and I told you I was thankful for you through that little hole in the wall. I take that back.

Damon

Huh. You know? You look a lot like my girlfriend and her three doppelgängers.

Damon [to Rayna]

Mary Louise: Since when do you eat disgusting garbage food?
Nora: Since I stopped caring about getting that exact reaction.

You know, we’re not meant to like each other, you and I, so thank you.

Caroline [to Valerie]

I’m not letting you kill an old woman whose cold-blooded, ruthless mission is to eat a gingersnap.

Bonnie [to Mary Louise]

You made a wrong turn, brother. This isn’t some hell survivor support group.

Damon

Julian: You’ve driven away every soul who has ever cared for you.
Damon: I guess I’ll have to cuddle up next to the fire with all my rage.

The Vampire Diaries Season 7 Quotes

Dear Diary, I'm in Hell. It's hard to imagine a place worse than where I've come from but by some spectacular miracle, I've found it. In the weeks since I've arrived, three things are clear. The food is literally made of poison, the air smells like a plague, and everyone wants to know what everyone else is doing. I don't fit in here. The world is not what I imagined.

Valerie

Stefan: New rule. You live your life, you heal, and in the meantime, we're friends.
Caroline: I like that rule.