The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 1 Quotes
I might die tomorrow. Don't be mean.
Darlene
You're too trusting! You might want to work on that.
Becky
Becky, you can't stay vertical for one more day?
Darlene
Becky: Maybe we should just tell the bill collectors that mom died.
Darlene: Don't you remember mom used that herself five times?
Becky: Yeah but I feel like we can really sell it this time.
That doesn't make any sense. I got her knee fixed. I flushed all her pills.
Dan
The autopsy found that it wasn't a heart attack. Roseanne O.D'd on opioids.
Jackie
You ever read anything that anyone wants to hear?
Dan
Do we have to keep talking about death all the time? It just keeps reminding me of grandma.
Harris
Harris: What if the person who died was the only one that cooked?
Dan: Then we keep telling people we're grieving until we figure out to feed ourselves.
Mark: It's been three weeks since Grannie Rosie's funeral, why are people still giving us casseroles?
Harris: And why do people bring casseroles when somebody dies?
Jackie: What was this, tuna casserole or potato salad?
Darlene: It doesn't matter. It's just stuff and mayonnaise.
