Blue: Thank you for having me member of the noblest profession and it's so nice to finally meet you, Darlene.
Darlene: Yeah it's nice to meet you, too. What a delightful surprise that it's happening in here.

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• Added: October 22, 2018

Blue: I've only met Mark twice but I've known him forever and you know like they say the more parents the better.
Darlene: Umm who says that? No one says that!

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• Added: October 22, 2018

And you do not have to worry. I lived on a weed commune where we all shared in the raising of the children.

Blue

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• Added: October 22, 2018

Dan: Turns out I forgot to eat right and workout for the last fifty years.
DJ: It's never too late.
Dan: That's what they say but it is.

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• Added: October 22, 2018

Becky: Women built the pyramids, dad.
Dan: I don't think that's true but I like how quick you came up with it.

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• Added: October 22, 2018

Just remember any nice feelings you have about her hurt me.

Darlene

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• Added: October 22, 2018

Harris: Are you jealous because new mommy is so pretty?
Darlene: Oh! That was was rough. I'm a little wounded and kinda proud.

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• Added: October 22, 2018

David: Hey! You got everything?
Jackie: Everything but happiness.

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• Added: October 22, 2018

Did you know that she was beautiful in her day but neither of her daughters inherited that.

Jackie

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• Added: October 22, 2018

Well you were the daughter she always wanted.

Darlene

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• Added: October 22, 2018

Geena: You replaced this wonderful woman with this God is in the dirt woman?
David: Great to see you, Geena. I see the war has softened you.

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• Added: October 22, 2018

Stitches was a bust. Horse kicked him in the head he's not all there.

Jackie

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• Added: October 22, 2018