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The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 1 Quotes
Blue: Thank you for having me member of the noblest profession and it's so nice to finally meet you, Darlene.
Darlene: Yeah it's nice to meet you, too. What a delightful surprise that it's happening in here.
Blue: I've only met Mark twice but I've known him forever and you know like they say the more parents the better.
Darlene: Umm who says that? No one says that!
And you do not have to worry. I lived on a weed commune where we all shared in the raising of the children.
Blue
Dan: Turns out I forgot to eat right and workout for the last fifty years.
DJ: It's never too late.
Dan: That's what they say but it is.
Becky: Women built the pyramids, dad.
Dan: I don't think that's true but I like how quick you came up with it.
Just remember any nice feelings you have about her hurt me.
Darlene
Harris: Are you jealous because new mommy is so pretty?
Darlene: Oh! That was was rough. I'm a little wounded and kinda proud.
David: Hey! You got everything?
Jackie: Everything but happiness.
Did you know that she was beautiful in her day but neither of her daughters inherited that.
Jackie
Well you were the daughter she always wanted.
Darlene
Geena: You replaced this wonderful woman with this God is in the dirt woman?
David: Great to see you, Geena. I see the war has softened you.
Stitches was a bust. Horse kicked him in the head he's not all there.
Jackie