The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 1 Quotes
David: Something happened but nothing's wrong.
Darlene: Does it look like I'm enjoying this game?
David: Stop!
Darlene: What?
David: I don't know. I wasn't expecting the stop to work.
I don't have a cellphone. They kill bees.
Blue
David: It's gonna be weird not being married to you.
Darlene: Yeah, I would have thought it got weird when you started living with another woman.
I don't even know where I belong. I don't want to go home. I don't want to leave this house because I don't want to leave her.
Jackie
Man she was stubborn. You know I couldn't even get her to close her robe in the morning to get the paper and it was the neighbors paper.
Darlene
She as gonna do what she was gonna do. She never listened to a damn person in her life.
Dan
Don't touch anything, I have a system.
Jackie
At least you don't have a wet ass from sitting on the couch.
DJ
Mark: Grandpa Dan, did you ever like a boy?
Dan: No.
Mark: Does it bother you that I do?
Dan: No. I was kind of waiting for you to tell me about it.
Mark: Sorry I took so long.
Dan: Okay, don't let it happen again.
Would you like to talk about death some more?
Dan
The truck through the house thing that's just an expression, right?
Chuck
