Succession
Sundays 9:00 PM on HBOSuccession Season 4 Quotes
Respect the process. Count every vote. He's so fucking dull. Flop your dick out! Pop a nut! Do something!
Hugo
Shiv: So how was your night last night with Lukas?
Greg: Shiv, I went for a drink with him. That's not my fault.
Shiv: Uh huh. Do you find me attractive, Gregory?
Greg: I don't think of things such as that.
Shiv: Oh. Oh, I thought you were a Disgusting Brother. Is that, was that too disgusting for you?
Greg: This is not appropriate.
Shiv: Uh huh.
Greg: Yeah. I'm, uh, I'm just-
Shiv: 'Cause I'm just letting you know that if you try to fuck me, I'll kill you. Mm-hm.
Greg: Got it. Mm-hm. Sorry. I guess my only question would be if anything did come to pass in terms of you, and he, you know, silence is golden. Like how golden? Is there an offer?
Shiv: Uh huh. Yeah. How about I offer for you to keep all of your internal organs on your insides rather than I pull them out your asshole.
Shiv: What's going on?
Roman: Oh, nothing. Tom just thinks that China's hacking his tech.
Kendall: I don't think I'm a very good father.
Shiv: You are. You're, eh, you're OK. You tried. That's all we can do.
Kendall: Maybe the poison drips through.
Kendall: You OK?
Shiv: Yep. Yeah. Uh-huh. Look, I think things are tough with my situation, and Tom, uh, but.
Roman: You want us to have him killed? We could do that.
Shiv: Uh, yeah. Maybe. I, you know, he's just, he's just a piece of filth, and there's stuff I would like to tell you, but uh [they're interrupted by Greg and Tom]. Yeah, I mean, you just can't trust him.
Kendall: Yeah. We got you.
Sure, and may the next man who will protect American jobs and rein in tech and is called Daniel win, you know?
Kendall
Shiv: Uh, OK, so if it happened in Milwaukee, and if it's deliberate, then it's Menckenists.
Roman: Mmm. False flag, could be.
Shiv: You can't say false flag-
Roman: False flag!
Shiv: -every time you don't-
Roman: False flag!
Shiv: -fuckin' agree with something!
Roman: Grrrrr!
Roman: Con, they’re not going to put you anywhere that has nukes.
Connor: Well, that’s insulting. I don’t think I want to go anywhere that doesn’t have nukes.
Greg: HR says I’m the right guy for the job ‘cause it looks like I care, but I don’t.
Matsson: Not a good person.
Greg: No, I am. I am. It’s just, ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
Matsson: Do you, though?
So, what? Don’t scream people are data and stick my dick in the guac?
Matsson
I’m seeing some confusion in the chat. Um, but yes, uh, if I have been too wordy, yes, we are letting all of you go. Obviously, I can’t take questions on this call, but this is a very sad day, and I thank you for your time today and your service to Waystar Royco. Goodbye.
Greg
Yeah, we, uh, we didn’t know what to do this year, um, you know, we watch history, we make history, and then one day, we become it. So, can I, I’d just like to ask you all for a moment of silence if we could in memory.
Kendall
