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NCIS
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McGee: These two?
Bishop: Dead.
Torres: They sure the hell are.
Pretend I'm not as smart as you.
Jessica [to Palmer]
Jessica: I killed a stapler.
Torres: Oh, I've been there.
Palmer: That doesn't sound healthy at all.
Jessica: It isn't but it's necessary.
Marcie: Would you maybe like a napkin?
Gibbs: Nah, I'm good.
God, [Jessica's] a bad influence.
Torres
Bishop: Was it worth it?
GIbbs: Some things, Bishop, have a cost. They still have to be done.
Jessica: Oh, that's Gibbs' desk?
Bishop: Yup.
Jessica: Oh. I'm so sorry.
Bishop: Was he on top of the bomb?
Kasie: If that were the case, his body would be in tiny pieces.
Palmer: Rather than tiny pieces being in his body.
Marcie: You have a boat in your basement?
Gibbs: Where else am I going to put it?
Gibbs: Nobody is going to leave you.
Phineas: How can you say that? You left me.
I never even heard the word "penpal" until you came along.
Phineas [to Gibbs]