Are you my Aunt Luisa, the one who made me get born?

Mateo

And thank you, guys, for letting me stay the night. I am super happy for Abuela, but I did not want to hear that, and I think I started too.

Petra: Why didn't you tell me JR yelled at my girls?
Jane: I didn't think it was my place to get in the middle of someone else's business.
Petra: Since when? That's like your calling card. 1-800-NOSY.
Jane: Excuse me?
Petra: Like, the one time you could've actually been useful, you decide to stop meddling.

Your love story may not traverse planets, but it sends our hearts to the moon.

Rogelio

Rogelio: Michael got his memory back? Did he ask about me? Does he want to see me? Does he still love me?
Jane: Yes, yes, and yes.

Jane, stop sending me to voicemail. Look, JR wrote me back and she said, "I miss you too, but that doesn't change anything." Call me back to discuss how to respond.

Petra

Rafael: Do you still love him?
Jane: I don't know.
Rafael: That feels like an answer. You know, I got my memories back too, Jane. You know what I remember? Waiting for you to pick Michael almost killed me. I need you to leave.
Jane: Permanently?
Rafael: I don't know.
Narrator: And friends, that too felt like an answer.

Jane: Dad, what do you think?
Rogelio: Well, I always thought I was Team Michael, but I do love Rafael as well so I no longer feel comfortable expressing my opinion.
Jane: Really? This is the moment you choose not to have an opinion?

Jane: Michael?
Michael: Hi Jane.
Jane: You remembered?
*Michael nodding*
Jane: Then why were you gunna leave?
Michael: I just, should. I only got off the bus cause I saw you almost get run over, and I decided, I probably shouldn't end things that way.
Jane: I don't understand.
Michael: It's been four years Jane. You have a life.

Rafael: What the hell do you think you're doing?
Michael: Dude, she's my wife.
Rafael: She is not your wife.
Michael: Legally, she is.
Rafael: She's with me.
Michael: I got that but, I've been learning a little about my history and the way I see it, Jane was with me. And you tried to steal her away, but she still chose me. We got married, then I died, and you moved in on her. So yeah, I'm taking my wife out on a date.

Jane: You know I love you.
Petra: But do you like me?
Jane: Well, yeah, mostly. I mean, do you like me?
Petra: Sometimes.

Ahhhhhh, mommy! Michael came back from the dead.

Mateo

Jane the Virgin Quotes

Jane: Oh, I'm no good at this stuff. So, instead of telling you the reasons that I love you, I'm going to tell you the reasons that I don't. I don't love you because you're smart and kind. I don't love you because you're hardworking and competitive and way too defensive.
Michael: I'm not defensive.
Jane: I don't love you because you're incredibly sexy. I love you because you're my best friend and I want to grow old with you. And right now, I am confused about every single thing in my life, except you.

Rafael: No, I really think we've met.
Jane: I don't usually wear clam shells.
Rafael: Oh, the strip club on Piscayne?
Jane: Jerk.