Jane the Virgin
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Petra: You need to leave.
Jane: Why?
Petra: Because I'm upset with you, Jane.
Jane: Clearly, but why?
Petra: Why do you think? Okay, first you abandon me and now this whole maid of honor thing. I've never been one. Okay? And even though I don't want to wear some poofy mint green dress, I was willing to do it because it's something people do when they have good friends, and you are my only chance.
Jane: Oh, Petra.
Rafael: I don't know. Maybe it was what you said, that denying doesn't change it.
Jane: What is it?
Rafael: I was getting the papers ready, but don't rent the apartment.
Jane: What? Why?
Rafael: Because I realized that there was one dealbreaker with Julie that I couldn't get past. It's love. She's not you, Jane. I love you. I've tried to stop, but I can't. And I don't want to.
Jane: Maybe we should go out tonight. Meet people. See what's out there.
Petra: Sounds terrible.
Jane: It really does. I'm not a big fan of wearing pants after 9pm.
Who's that woman in her profile picture with her? It's the twenty-first century, why haven't we figured out how to zoom in on a thumbnail?
Petra
You know how to old saying goes. First comes love, then almost-marriage, then platonic friendship, and then he's your real estate agent.
I don't want to have sex with you. I have never wanted to have sex with you and if you keep trying to have sex with me, I'm going to HR. And if they don't pay attention, I'm going to Alyssa Milano.
Rogelio
Petra: Wow. Just handing over that ring makes me feel like a weight has been lifted.
Latin Narrator: Well, it was a three-carat diamond.
How long is this going to last? I'm so sick of crying. I feel like a Villaneuva.
Petra
I'm in. What does Rose need me to do?
Luisa
Rafael: What if Mateo really has an issue?
Jane: We don't know that he does.
Rafael: But what if he does?
Jane: Then we'll deal with it.
Rafael: I know. But you just want your kid to have a normal life. Whatever that means.
Jane: It will be. His normal. Look, here's what I know. Mateo is the same amazing kid today as he was yesterday. And now, it's just up to us to figure out how we can support that kid we both love so much as best we can. And we will. Because no matter what, we're in this together. And I'm sorry like I acted like we weren't.
Rafael: You are forgiven. And thank you.
Rafael: Flowers are not going to make me forgive you, Luisa. Your signature was all over Rose's bank accounts.
Luisa: The woman can forge faces, I'm sure she can forge a signature.
End of story. Well, you know what, I'm the writer. I'll end the story.
