Byron: You know we have a fully stocked mini-fridge in our hotel room.
Maxine: I am not paying $10 for bottled water, not even after the apocalypse. Your mom's a civil servant, not a high roller.

Allie: Jack, we're going to save your sister. I promise you.
Jack: You're not supposed to make promises to the family.
Allie: I know. But I'm making one anyway.

Here we are. In a serial killer's house. I sure did miss this.

Beau

Folsom: You can't just be chum in the water for some lunatic.
Max: You want me to be safe?
Folsom: Yeah.
Max: Then let's find everything we can about this guy and get him off the streets.

This reminds me of a "Where's Waldo?" nightmare I had, a candy-cane-striped hellscape.

Penny [to Catherine]

Serena: Did [Diane] grate on anybody else?
Bob: You said you'd met her.

I came back a day early. Lindsay ... was annoyed.

Catherine

I hope it's not an omen. The last thing we need is a cursed crime scene.

Maxine

Allie: I was so sure, I was so certain that she was responsible for all of these murders.
Maxine: Some twisted soul was holding Dr. Auerbach responsible for something.

I once built the Taj Mahal out of Legos. We got this.

Penny [to Beau]

Death lives inside of me. Why not use that?

Hester [to Max]

Allie: What? Do you have another date to get to?
Chris: You're cold, Rajan.

CSI: Vegas Quotes

Deputy: The detectives are asking if there's any more guns in the house.
Brass: Guns? Sure. There's a bunch. But LVPD is good at their jobs. They'll find them.

Maxine: The homeowner is Jim Brass.
Allie: Is this going to be like the time I didn't know who Drew Carey was.