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Chicago PD
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on NBCChicago PD Season 3 Quotes
Take a bird bath in the ladies room. Overtime is like gold around here.
Platt
Did you arrest the leader of a small African republic?
Mouse
Platt: Listen, you know what Moses had before he parted the Red Sea?
Ruzek: What?
Platt: Permission from his supervisor. See, that way everyone's ass was covered.
Platt: Hot water, huh?
Ruzek: Yeah, to be honest I don't totally get it. Of all the things we've done in Intelligence, all the things we get away with, the Ivory Tower wants to break my balls over this?
Burgess: Hey do you need a ride to Med tomorrow?
Roman: I was gonna ask my neighbor.
Burgess: And not your partner? I should hit you upside the head right now. I'm taking you.
Roman: Aw you care.
Are you a ventriloquist or was that you answering a question that I asked him?
Crowley
Hey Roman, I want you to know I'm really proud of what you're doing. So you take as long as you need and keep your vacation. That's what being a servant to this city is all about.
Platt
Lindsay: We're celebrating.
Halstead: What are we celebrating?
Lindsay: Hank is letting me move back into my apartment. He trusts me.
Halstead: Wow, that's huge.
Lindsay: Yeah, I think he just wants his bathroom back, but whatever.
Halstead: Well you can do some serious damage in a bathroom.
I mean sure, Adam is really into the engagement, but that's a good thing right? So what if he's been engaged twice before, I'd rather have somebody excited about wanting to marry me than moping around like Debby Downer, you know?
Burgess
Roman: You mean you're the third?
Burgess: Yeah, just found out.
Roman: Just think of it like the Olympics, a bronze medal is nothing to sneeze at.
Roman: Should we do a knock and talk?
Platt: On a house that could be filled with explosives, that's a great idea, go do that.
Dr. Charles: We don't get to choose our parents.
Lindsay: Sometimes we do.