I thought I'd be Chief of Surgery someday.

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• Added: February 21, 2013

I'm short so my punches land low.

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• Added: February 21, 2013

This place is a sinking ship.

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• Added: February 21, 2013

Ben: Do you love me?
Bailey: More than I can hold in my heart.

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• Added: January 10, 2013

That is a giant scrotum.

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• Added: October 25, 2012

I can not get used to having them in the attending's lounge.

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• Added: October 18, 2012

All I keep thinking is that we are going to crash on a tropical island and get attacked by a polar bear.

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• Added: October 04, 2012

They call you Medusa.

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• Added: September 27, 2012

Don't give me some nonsense about how absence makes the heart grow fonder.

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• Added: May 17, 2012

Will you marry me?

Ben

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• Added: May 10, 2012

When he doesn't get his way he hides it in his cheeks like a squirrel.

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• Added: May 10, 2012

This is a once in a lifetime parasite!

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• Added: May 10, 2012