Meg: Trust me, I know more about getting bullied than anyone.
Peter: You do? How?

• Permalink: You do? How?
• Added: November 15, 2015

Karen Griffin: I'm just joshing, kid. Auntie's not a biscuit bumper.
Meg: I'm not either.

• Permalink: I'm not either.
• Added: November 15, 2015

Home-Ec just got out, and I'm gonna go lick all their bowls.

• Permalink: Home-Ec just got out, and I'm gonna go lick all their bowls.
• Added: April 19, 2015

Random Party-Goer: You want to go upstairs?
Meg: Sure!
Random Party-Goer: Good. Go.

• Permalink: Good. Go.
• Added: February 08, 2015

I've never even been in a picture before.

• Permalink: Meg: I've never even been in a picture before.
• Added: January 25, 2015

It's a living!

• Permalink: It's a living!
• Added: December 08, 2014

"My dad gave me a gun to hide."

• Permalink: My dad gave me a gun to hide.
• Added: September 29, 2014

"No one ever told me I mattered before."

• Permalink: Shut up meg, you don't matter
• Added: September 29, 2014

"I cut your name into my arm so I can always remember you."

• Permalink: "I cut your name into my arm so I can always remember you"
• Added: September 28, 2014

Meg: Dad, sometimes I wonder why you even had a family.
Peter: I don't know...I was dating your mother, I don't like the way condoms feel, next thing you know, I got a mortgage, a kid, and a crappy job at a toy factory.

• Permalink: I don't know...I was dating your mother, I don't like the way condoms feel, next thing you...
• Added: May 04, 2014

Meg: In the last election, you voted for Mighty Mouse.
Peter: Time to put the might mouse in the White House.

• Permalink: Time to put the might mouse in the White House.
• Added: May 04, 2014

Peter: I am going to the Clam and I am getting my booth back! And Meg, you're gay.
Meg: No, I'm not.
Peter: You like guys, right?
Meg: Yeah.
Peter: That's called being gay.

• Permalink: That's called being gay.
• Added: April 07, 2014