Family Guy
Sundays 9:00 PM on FOXChris Griffin Quotes
This is why you're so great, dad. You don't pretend to be someone you're not. You don't care what anyone thinks.
I thought you were this wordly, sophisticated guy, but you're just a fraud. Like Moses.
Neil: Is this a nut free counter?
Chris: Uh I don't know, my dad's might have been on there at some point.
Chris: It's made of skittles! You want to eat the baby together on the way home?
Lois: Yeah, I'd like that.
Chris: What should I do dad??
Peter: I don't know -- where's that girlfriend of yours, she seems cool?
AHHHHH, my morning scream. AHHHHH! Heather's gone!
Chris: Hey Heather I made your favorite cookies, now I want to hear about your day.
Peter: Hey Lois I heard Katherine Heigl likes to french kiss.
Lois: Oh my god, Chris treats that pile of junk better than Peter treats me!
Chris: Mom, is dad gonna die?
Lois: Well Brian's the one with the brain tumor.
Stewie: Here. I'll quiz you. Who said, "We have nothing to fear but fear itself"?
Chris: Scooby Doo
Stewie: No
Chris: Shaggy
Stewie: It's nobody on Scooby-Doo
No, but why are you saying the dogs name before dads.
I'm gonna see which lobster I think deserves to die.
I tucked it between my legs as a joke and then it got stuck.
