You, Me and the Apocalypse
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It's very British chaos, isn't it? Everyone's queuing.
Dave
I've always wanted a through-kitchen door.
Jamie's Mom
Ariel: Why are you taking air fresheners?
Rhonda: I don't know, I've never looted before!
I'm honored to meet you, boobmuncher2000.
Ariel
Fate. Destiny. Are we the chosen ones? God, I feel like such a penis saying that.
Jamie
It's my birthday and the world's ending!
Jamie
Jude: Sorry about my language, by the way.
Celine: Oh, it's okay, I speak English.
Jamie's Mom: You're like that woman in the book.
Jamie: You're going to have to narrow that down a bit.