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You, Me and the Apocalypse
Thursdays 8:00 PM on NBCYou, Me and the Apocalypse Season 1 Quotes
You don't put people's feet in food processors!
Ariel
You are absolutely, 100 percent the type to snap.
Layla
Layla: You were the best thing that ever happened to me.
Jamie: Funny, 'cause you were the worst.
Layla: I owe you one.
Jamie: One!
Yes, maybe. Or maybe it's God. Which do you want it to be, Jude?
Layla
No internet, no radio. God, I hope there's boggle.
Jamie
You're loved Jamie. And I want you to know how I feel.
Paula
Scotty: I love you.
General Gaines: I love you too. But right now, who cares? This is bigger than us.
Jamie: I'm angry with myself, because I've wasted my life.
Professor Lot: Okay, I'm just going to check the "want to help others" box.
Go on, Father. Have a finger.
Paula
In retrospect, that does seem like a dick move.
Father Jude
Yes, you look...inconspicuous.
Father Jude