The Vampire Diaries Season 4 Quotes
Vaughn: How does it feel when a relentless eating machine is draining the blood from your veins?
Damon: Itchy.
Vaughn: Your friends from Mystic Falls think you're funny, Damon?
Life sucks. Get a helmet.
Damon
Tyler: This isn't goodbye. This is: until we find way. We're immortal, remember?
Shane: My leg is broken.
Bonnie: Best to stay off it then.
It's called a Crypt Text. I've seen The Da Vinci Code.
Caroline
Stefan: What's a deeply buried personal secret between friends?
Elena: Friends? I like that.
Elena: I'm sorry. And how are you helping?
Rebekah: I'm stronger than you. I'm faster than you. And I'm quite certain I can charm the islanders a lot easier than you.
Elena: Not disagreeing on the easy part.
Stefan: All right. We get it. You two hate each other. Can we just keep going, please?
Rebekah: I'm merely stating the facts. Jeremy has the spell on his body. Bonnie's the witch that unseals the cure. Shane is the human compass. You and I have the tombstone which does God knows what. And Elena has no point.
Damon: What about me?
Rebekah: You have a nice behind.
Shane: I'll stay here to make sure she's safe.
Damon: I'll stay here to make sure you're not lying.
It's all an act, Stefan. Being a vampire is miserable. I would give anything to be human.
Rebekah
You are not even worth the calories I burn talking to you
Caroline [to Klaus]
Everything changes tomorrow. It'll be all unicorns and rainbows.
Damon