The Simpsons
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Between your genius and my nothing we make a great team, come on give me a hug!
Homer
Fine, we'll both go, and if anyone asks you something you don't understand, just say protons.
Homer
Squaky, until I met you, I never thought I could love something bald.
Bart
Bart: You did it Homer, you saved me from the bullies, you're the coolest kid I've ever met.
Milhouse: What about me?
Bart: You're in the top hundred.
Milhouse: Booyah!
Bart: Now you're not.
Ok Marge we can go to the circus, maybe I can finally find out why a man would think a stool is a proper defense against a lion.
Homer
I don't have time for childish games. If I don't do my job, atoms go boom!
Homer
It's like rooting for the Cubs, you keep thinking they'll make it, and then you realize they never ever will.
Don
Well I guess we've learned that of all the countless planets in the universe, we have evolved into the most inedible species. Like three bean salad at a barbecue, we will remain untouched.
Lisa
Marge: Homer, you have to stop dropping your pants for everyone who claims they're a doctor.
Homer: Fine.
Wow, this place is completely alien, but everything's in English, just like Canada!
Homer
Homer: Look at all these knobs and buttons. They're clearly a superior race. Maybe that means they'll be nice to us.
Lisa: You mean like Europeans were to the Native Americans or the Belgians were to The Congo?
Homer: That's right, pick the only two times in history where things got messy.
They revamped this ride because of massive complaints from two people.
Lisa
