The Resident

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Bradley's Mother: Promise us that he'll be OK.
Mina: Surgeons don't make promises. But I'll make an exception.

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Added: April 30, 2018

Now, we are going to fix your thingie, and then we're going to find you another safer fetish.
AJ

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Added: April 30, 2018

AJ: Wow, it's my lucky day.
Patient: Is that good for me?
Mina: No, it's a penile fracture.

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Added: April 30, 2018

AJ: Hey, where are you going?
Mina: Pre-op on a patient with a broken penis.

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Mina: Dr. Austin.
AJ: That is the rumor.
Mina: Dr. Bell pulled me off a mass casualty to give you the royal treatment.
AJ: Is that what this is?
Mina: I don't know what this is.
AJ: I like you already.

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The best advice I can give you is run. Run away from Lane Hunter.
Anthony

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Nic: Did you ever report her to the medical board?
Anthony: Are you kidding? Who is going to believe a disgraced doctor?

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Mina, don't forget to smile.
Bell

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I'll take the tour, but I don't like smoke anywhere near my ass.
AJ

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I have a way of never giving up when my mind is set on something. The good news is I have no distractions.
Nic

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Added: April 30, 2018