The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 2 Quotes
Harris: You can’t tell the customers to go home.
Darlene: Not even the stupid ones?
You think this is bad for you, try taking orders from the person who took off her diaper and made me chase her through the airport.
Darlene
Other than writing I’m basically unemployable.
Darlene
So I just got off the phone with the bank and apparently, I’ve gone passed what they call overdraft into something called backdraft which means I'm on fire. I need money fast or else I’m going to lose my car.
Darlene
I needed to get closure with Dad to keep him from screwing up our relationship and he loved that car.
Dan
I got something called a Patriots candle. It’s basically just a stick of dynamite.
Dan
Becky: The only way to let it all go is to get some kind of closure with your Dad.
Dan: Yeah, man, it’d be so much easier if he were still alive. I could sit down with him, hear his side of it and punch him right in the face.
They’ve been married 30 years. They’re regular one person at a time people.
Jackie
Darlene: Ben and I are thinking about having a baby. How do you feel about that?
Harris: You’re old and it’s embarrassing but I don’t care. I don’t have to live here anymore.
Darlene: Let’s always talk just like this.
Darlene: No, Harris, we’ve talked about this. You cannot date your uncle.
Harris: I’m so sick of this family and all its crazy rules.
You look great. Just be calm and be yourself. If you have to choose one, then be calm.
Becky
Ben: But you wouldn’t be doing it by yourself this time. We’d be doing it together.
Darlene: Yeah, that’s what David said.
Ben: In case you haven’t noticed, I’m made of tougher stuff than David, alright. I don’t run when things get hard, I walk slowly like I’m leaving the room to get something. And in case you need more convincing, you asked David to watch your kids for a second and he went to South America for nine years. You cheated on me. You broke my heart and I’m still here.
