Star Trek: Lower Decks
Thursdays on Paramount+Star Trek: Lower Decks Season 4 Quotes
Badgey: Boop on the nose! Boop! Boop on the nose!
Shaxs: He’s bypassing our shields! We can’t take many more boops!
Mariner: Oooh, have fun with the sinister robots who definitely aren’t trying to trap you guys.
Tendi: Thanks!
Boimler: He asked for me by name?
Ransom: Well, kinda. He said the stringy ensign meat pipe who betrayed him.
Boimler: Ha! Joke’s on him. I’m a lieutenant junior grade meat pipe now!
Tendi: Science and Engineering are messy. I love that you stick with it especially when it doesn’t work the way you wanted.
Rutherford: It’d be nice if it worked sometimes though.
Rutherford: Okay, shuttle grappler test 85.
Boimler: Sorry, why can’t the apple be on a crate?
Rutherford: Cause it’s a grappler. It has to be precise!
Lord Tyranakillicus: What I’ve come to understand is that instead of organics, what I really need to subjugate is… my feelings.
Therapist: Yes, Lord Tyranakillicus! Breakthroughs like this are why we do group therapy.
Lord Tyranakillicus: I have conquered self-doubt! And seized personal growth! HAHAHAHAHA!
No, you can’t take off now! We haven’t even gotten to the part of the night where we regret stuff!
Mariner
Admiral: Welcome, Grand Nagus. I am honoured to have you aboard the Toronto.
Rom: The pleasure is ours, Admiral. We offer you the Ceremonial Bust of Good Fortune.
Admiral: Well, thank you. The likeness is quite flattering.
Leeta: We also offer you the Ceremonial Invoice for the Bust of Good Fortune.
Tendi: What’s travel guide duty?
Ransom: Starfleet has travel guides for all habitable planets. The file for Ferenginar hasn’t been updated in years so…
Mariner: Starfleet’s gonna foot the bill for us to go to as many bars, restaurants, bars, hotels, pubs, bars, saloons, cantinas, and bars as we want!
Ransom: Also museums, historical sites, but basically, yeah, it’s mostly bars.
Mariner: Why’s it so weird when you’re nice?
Ransom: Because I’m also so handsome! Total package!
Mariner: Wow! It’s like what Heaven would look like if God was stupid.
Boimler: I’m just so happy to haggle at the Museum of Gambling. Oh! And gamble at the Museum of Haggling!
We’ve got the for-profit mini-bar, the for-profit toilet, the machine that charges you to pay for the toilet and the mini-bar.
Boimler
