South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralSouth Park Season 4 Quotes
Oh what a gay time we shall have, and I do mean gay as in festive, not as in penetration of the bum.
Pocket
Ahhh...Dickens. The imagery of cobblestone streets, cragging London buildings, and nutmeg-filled Yorkshire puddings. Hello, I'm a British person.
Malcolm McDowell
Indeed after watching this show, you'll know the timeless classic as if you've read the Cliff Notes themselves.
Malcolm McDowell
Don't worry; sister is still taking very good care of me. She just loves to smack me in the face and tell me I'm worthless!
Pip
And as for you, Pip, my robot monkeys should take care of you!
Ms. Havisham
PIP, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!
</i> Mrs. Joe
What are you doing here you little wippersham?
Convict
Pip: Righty-o. What are we going to play?
Estella: We're going to play a little game called, "Smack the Blond Boy In the Head With a Large Log."
Pip: Oh, yes! My sister and I play that game at home all the time!
Estella: Oh you stupid pathetic boy!
(Estella runs off)
I sometimes have sick fancies.
Ms. Havisham
Is that right you smelly little bastard?
Estella
Oh look here! I've gone and made a metal newspaper!
Joe
It's the way it goes sometimes Pip. He's 17 and has a car.
Estella