New Girl
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Nick, we're making sex.
Schmidt
Oh yeah this woman just made my not sexual to do list.
Winston
That was painful Nick! That's like watching Cece make a bed.
Schmidt
The baby is perfectly fine, but lets just say I did not do a good job.
Winston
You know I helped the lady give birth in the kitchen?
Winston
Nick has a crush on a girl who is completely out of his league.
Winston
I simply want a demographic breakdown of all the guys who hit on you.
Schmidt
That's more like dork magic.
Nick
I want magic, is that so bad?
Nick
Ever since we got engaged you've been acting insanely jealous.
Cece
This woman is engaged. Her number belongs to God now, thank you.
Schmidt
If I can't have a kid with a woman, then maybe I'll have one with my cousin.
Nick