New Girl
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I knew that French was gonna haunt me.
Nick
I had dibs on her since the first grade dude.
Winston
Me owe you? You ditched me when we were supposed to run away from school together. I built that raft for nothing.
Winston
Well get ready for the skin circus you little peanut.
Nick
I will sleep with one of you tonight if you can decide who.
Reagan
Nick: Of course we make decisions. How do you think I'm wearing clothes right now?
Schmidt: I lay those out for you Nick.
Have either of you ever made a decision in your lives?
Reagan
Good luck with these two because if they get really hungry then all bets are off.
Cece
I love you like a mother or sister or girlfriend. It's not sexual.
Nick
I can't concentrate, it's filthy in here!
Schmidt
I've been chasing you for miles like a murderer.
Winston
It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut.
Nick