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NCIS
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Sawyer, don't be a dick.
Tyler [to Sawyer]
You know we're being punished.
McGee [to Torres and Bishop]
Coyle: Where's your attorney?
Gibbs: Chasing ambulances.
Gibbs: What were you thinking?
McGee: Good to see you too.
Bishop: I'm sorry. I'm a little ...
Torres: I know. Me too.
Vance: How's your day going?
Gibbs: I've had better.
I wouldn't put against Gibbs' gut.
Grace [to Vance]
Gibbs: Tell the truth.
Bishop: Tell the truth to who?
Palmer: I'm going to tell you the long version.
Gibbs: No!
Palmer: I'm going to tell you the short version.
McGee: Anything?
Gibbs: A lot of raccoons.
Veterinarian: I pray to God someone pays for it.
Torres: Oh, I think someone will.
The only trip you'll regret is the one you don't take.
Gibbs [to Kasie]