Stabler: Did you take something?
Tweak: I'm good. I can drive.
Stabler: Tweak, if you mess this up, I can't help you. We're almost there. Just hang in there.
Tweak: I already got one dad that hates my futs.
Stabler: You listen to him as much as you listen to me?

Stabler: I couldn't see anything. Heard that shot. Thought I'd lost you.
Benson: I can't imagine what that brought up for you.

Bell: We really appreciate that your client is willing to talk to the NYPD.
Attorney: She's willing to listen.
Fin: That's nice. We need her to talk.

Benson: Someone put a bounty on our heads. We think Kyle posted this. We think this is his website.
Linda: That doesn't sound like my Kyle.
Benson: Well, sometimes people aren't what we expect them to be.

McGrath: Why can't we get a warrant?
Jet: For the whole world?

Woman: You have any friends, Kyle?
Kyle: You know what people are like in this town. They're too normal.
Woman: You say that like it's a bad thing.
Kyle: They're all liars, and the sad thing is, no one will care when they die.

Bell: While you were tucking your kids into bed, the woman who used to care for them was getting raped with the kids she now cares for in the next room.
Stabler: That's dark even for a sociopath.
Mrs. Scully: Where did you get your psychology degree?
Stabler: 30 years of human depravity.

Bell: Josh, you have no future in this business.
Stabler: But you can change what happens to you.

Whalen: Since we have no other suspects...
Mrs. Scully: You're going to destroy our family?

Stabler: You looked more excited here than you did in that lecture hall. How long have you been bored?
Rollins: The truth?
Stabler: You could lie, but I do interrogate people for a living.
Rollins: I love the students, but I do miss the thrill of a good mystery.

Stabler: Something about this smells, doesn't it?
Benson: Yeah, kind of like a cop who hasn't showered in a few days.

Benson: You know, El, if there's one thing I've learned over t he years, it's that if we don't deal with our trauma, the world will.
Stabler: I'm not a victim.
Benson: No, but you are a survivor, and sometimes that's just as hard.

Law & Order: Organized Crime Quotes

Mob Boss: Why am I here?
Stabler: You know why I'm dressed like this? I just buried my wife.

Criminal: Say I was able to get a message to Mrs. Sinatra. What would I tell her?
Stabler: What happened in Puglisia didn't stay in Puglisia