Wow, I’ve never seen anyone not like Jane before. It’s honestly a turn on.

Petra

Okay, things not to bring up. Let’s start with the three “I’s.” Insemination, infidelity, and any other indiscretions.

Petra

Vulnerable Petra is way hotter than ice queen Petra.

JR

I just wondered if I’m not your type, who is your type? And the next thing I knew I was driving after you.

Petra

Can we get me out of this locker room? It’s a non-stop boob parade.

XO

Petra: Jane, I meant what I said. Call me if you need anything. Not sexual.
Jane: Got it.
Petra: Cause I would rather go to Chuck E. Cheese during flu season.

Jane: Why are u acting so weird?
Rafael: That’s what I wanted to tell you. I think Petra has feelings for you.
Jane: What?
Rafael: Romantic ones. I overheard her saying she wanted to ask you out even though she knows it’s complicated. She wants to speak her truth.

River: And you don't have a huge American following.
Rogelio: Yet... but together River, together, we are unstoppable. So come on, let me be the Nicole to your Reese, the Laverne to your Shirley, the Betty to your Joan.

I must say, I didn't think it was possible, but you are even more beautiful without eyebrows. And really, who needs them anyway? You know they have no function.

Rogelio

We are not going to worry until we have something to worry about, understand?

Xiomara

Yes, you and Michael had a beautiful love story and now I hope that we can have our own.

Rafael

I don't know his name, I call him parrot guy. That's also why he's on the list.

Petra

Jane the Virgin Quotes

Jane: Oh, I'm no good at this stuff. So, instead of telling you the reasons that I love you, I'm going to tell you the reasons that I don't. I don't love you because you're smart and kind. I don't love you because you're hardworking and competitive and way too defensive.
Michael: I'm not defensive.
Jane: I don't love you because you're incredibly sexy. I love you because you're my best friend and I want to grow old with you. And right now, I am confused about every single thing in my life, except you.

Rafael: No, I really think we've met.
Jane: I don't usually wear clam shells.
Rafael: Oh, the strip club on Piscayne?
Jane: Jerk.