Jane the Virgin
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on The CWJane the Virgin Quotes
Wow, I’ve never seen anyone not like Jane before. It’s honestly a turn on.
Petra
Okay, things not to bring up. Let’s start with the three “I’s.” Insemination, infidelity, and any other indiscretions.
Petra
Vulnerable Petra is way hotter than ice queen Petra.
JR
I just wondered if I’m not your type, who is your type? And the next thing I knew I was driving after you.
Petra
Can we get me out of this locker room? It’s a non-stop boob parade.
XO
Petra: Jane, I meant what I said. Call me if you need anything. Not sexual.
Jane: Got it.
Petra: Cause I would rather go to Chuck E. Cheese during flu season.
Jane: Why are u acting so weird?
Rafael: That’s what I wanted to tell you. I think Petra has feelings for you.
Jane: What?
Rafael: Romantic ones. I overheard her saying she wanted to ask you out even though she knows it’s complicated. She wants to speak her truth.
River: And you don't have a huge American following.
Rogelio: Yet... but together River, together, we are unstoppable. So come on, let me be the Nicole to your Reese, the Laverne to your Shirley, the Betty to your Joan.
I must say, I didn't think it was possible, but you are even more beautiful without eyebrows. And really, who needs them anyway? You know they have no function.
Rogelio
We are not going to worry until we have something to worry about, understand?
Xiomara
Yes, you and Michael had a beautiful love story and now I hope that we can have our own.
Rafael
I don't know his name, I call him parrot guy. That's also why he's on the list.
Petra