Liv: You and Michelle knocking boots yet?
Clive: I'm not doing this dance with you, Liv.

Blaine: Where should we be looking for zombie Jesus?
Angus: You shouldn't laugh, son. I hear your voice, and I hear echoes of the voice of God.

Ravi: Buckshot three times. Detective Benedetto didn't just die he, died hard.
Liv: My expert medical opinion is that he died hard too. It's such beautiful weather today, would you say?
Ravi: Yes, it's a good day to ... die hard.
Clive: Are you two done?

I glued a guy's buttocks together, but he deserved it. He was a real turd.

Lou

You guys are headed for a fall. I hope I'm the one who gets to do the pushing.

Dale

I'm staying here. My dying wish is to be a guinea pig. You can't deny me my dying wish.

Isobel

We need to study her, figure out what makes her immune. Maybe she's the key to finding the vaccine.

Ravi

It probably would have been easier to drop your grievances in the comment box.

Chase

Michelle: I didn't mean for that to happen.
Clive: But it did.

Major: So you know, I'm out on the streets trying to catch a murderer.
Clive [mutters under his breath]: I catch a murderer every week.

We saw Ravi eating a brain tube. How is Peyton sleeping with him if he's not a zombie? And if he's not a zombie, why the brain tube? What is he?

Blaine

Major: So what am I in trouble for now?
Liv: You seriously have to ask? You were right there when Chase Graves crushed Mama Leone's skull. You probably had to wash bits of her off of you.
Major: Renegade was breaking the law and fully aware of the consequences. Her death, while tragic, probably saved lives.
Liv: Hey Major, I've seen that movie too. You're quoting The Bad Guy.

iZombie Season 4 Quotes

Ravi: This new world is going to take some getting used to.
Clive: Why bother? Someone is probably going to bomb us any day now.

Blaine: Is that a guillotine?
Chase: Of sorts. It's a guillotine for zombies.
Blaine: But why? We're zombies.
Chase: Zero tolerance. That's our message.
Blaine: Message received.