Are you mansplaining the case to me, detective? I'm up to speed.

Liv

Dr. Charles, I am an actual doctor, and you aren't giving me a compliment. You're making a dig at me to get a rise out of your daughter, and I want it to stop. Now.

Ravi

Liv: Man, she has pretty big hair.
Ravi: And a pretty big penis.

Liv: It sounds like someone didn't get his flu shot.
Clive: And maybe turn into a werewolf? No thanks.

You're her, aren't you? You're Renegade. Of course, you are. Seattle needed a hero and guess who volunteered. The girl who can't find meaning in her life any other way. This is going to get you killed, Liv. But hell you're going to get me killed too.

Major

Major: You put a tracker in my pocket?! You could have gotten me killed! Did you even consider that?!
Liv: You're too close to Fillmore Graves, Major. You're a true believer. You wouldn't understand.

You can tell me who this new Renegade is or I can shoot you through your heart and my friend and I will eat your brain and wait for a vision of what we want to know.

Chase

Isobel: I checked off a lot of stuff from my bucket list.
Ravi: Like what?!
Isobel: You know.
Ravi: You're joking!
Isobel: Ravi, of course, I am. Or am I?

Clive, lemme mess him up. We'll say he fell down the stairs.

Liv

Oh no, it's that crap episode of zombie high where it's clear the show ran out of money, so everything cool happens offscreen, and the characters just talk about it afterward.

Ravi

Dale: Liv's suspended.
Liv: Que?
Dale: You are not to leave this building or participate in fieldwork any time for the foreseeable future.
Liv: What?!

I love Dale, but I've also been thinking about how every future I imagine for myself had kids in it. I want to be a dad, Liv. With a human like Michelle that can happen. They're not letting zombies adopt so, with Dale that means no kids. Never.

Clive

iZombie Season 4 Quotes

Ravi: This new world is going to take some getting used to.
Clive: Why bother? Someone is probably going to bomb us any day now.

Blaine: Is that a guillotine?
Chase: Of sorts. It's a guillotine for zombies.
Blaine: But why? We're zombies.
Chase: Zero tolerance. That's our message.
Blaine: Message received.