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Duck Dynasty
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on A&EDuck Dynasty Season 5 Quotes
She was a looker. Like them chicks on The Weather Channel, you know what I'm sayin.
Phil
It's easier to maintain the monotony of putting together duck calls when you're a little loopy.
Jase
The key to telling a scary story - throw a little realism in there.
Phil
When I hear a sound that's particularly unpleasant, I gotta put a stop to it.
Jase
You need a weapon? Give me a flip-flop and a Big League Chew.
Si
You ever seen a dead animal in the road? That's the way your brain will look.
Phil
What are y'all doing? Why ain’t y'all working?
Willie