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Duck Dynasty
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on A&EDuck Dynasty Season 5 Quotes
If there's not a bone protruding through your skin, or you're not bleeding from an orifice, you'll be OK.
Jase
Ice cream is not a legitimate perk.
Jase
The grandkids want me to talk to them on the phone, with text, and I don't know how to do it.
Kay
You like a full-figured TV like you like a full-figured woman.
Kay
One time, Jase even said he was better at flippin' channels.
Wilie
Decoupage. It's a French word. I know it sounds kinda dirty.
Jep
Decoupage is the perfect way to relax.
Jessica
I love bringing old things back to life.
Kay
Hey, I'm a math man.
Si
Just because I don’t eat as many, doesn’t mean I don’t know how to cook better.
Jase
I don’t need baskets. That’s what women do.
Jase
As a hunter, I think this is one of the most enjoyable kills I've ever had.
Jase