I’m not sulking. I’ve just reached a realization which I’m embracing wholeheartedly. Everything I touch turns to shit. Not literally. That would be disgusting. But, in some ways, it would be better than how I actually turn things to shit.

Rita

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Rouge: Now that, that looks fucking terrifying is how it looks.
Rita: It looks like the door to a nightmare.
Rouge: It does. It does. And we are going to go through it like fucking morons. Like fucking MO-RONS.
Rita: Not morons. Like superheroes.

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Rouge: Where are you going?
Rita: Upstairs. To quietly expire.

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Jane: Open the lava lamp or I’ll fuck the Tin Man’s longevity into kingdom come!
Cliff: Tin Man? Really?
Jane: Shut it, R2 Dipshit.
Cliff: That’s my girl!

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Rama: Listen. I don’t know what part of you needs to hear this. You have to know there is no shame in believing in miracles. I spent my life believing in them. I don’t plan on stopping now.
Larry: Belief in miracles got Wally and the others killed. I can’t wait around for miracles, Rama. I have to live in the real world.

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Rita: Does GO AWAY mean something different in Scotland?
Rouge: Yes! It means stop being a silly old sausage and help me build an interdimensional portal to Orqwith.

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Deric: Look, we’re all stuck in here now. Maybe instead of picking at each other, we try to be more solution-oriented. Y’know, find a way to get out of here. Who’s got ideas?
Jane: You telling us how to do superhero shit? You fuckin’ Boy Scout.
Cliff: Don’t fuck with our process.

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Casey: I thought I needed a mission, something to give me purpose.
Jane: Purpose. Purpose is overrated.

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I’m not evil. I’m famous.

Isabel/Immortus

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If we’re all listing problems, remember that zombie Butt? The one I was supposed to kill? I ain’t kill it. Yet. But, I didn’t lose it.

Cliff

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Vic: What are you guys even doing here?
Jane: How about a THANKS for coming to help your captured asses?
Cliff: Technically, we only came to get Jane’s longevity back, but we probably woulda tried to help you if there was time.
Vic: Right, sorry. Thanks for the help. When did you plan on starting by the way? With the helping? Just want to make sure I don’t miss it.

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It’s always best to have a second set of eyes when you’re attempting to rip a hole into space-time. That’s what I always say.

Rouge

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