Folsom: How old are you? Eight? Eleven?
Hannah: Pineapple.
Folsom: That's wild. I'm pineapple years old too.

Don't get me wrong. I want justice for the victims. I just don't know if I can use the victims for fuel that way.

Beau [to Folsom]

Allie: I just keep hitting dead ends.
Max: Dead ends direct you toward the truth.

Big brain, bigger heart. That's why I hired [Beau.]

Max

I've always wanted to be a Ghostbuster.

Beau [to Penny]

Penny: Does this seem like a bit much, Beau? All this for some missing food and an open window.
Beau: No job is too small. I don't mind when they call us for the B&Es. I'll take any crime scene I can run. Although I've got to admit I think the culprit here is a gang of raccoons.

Human tragedy does bring the boys to the yard.

Chris

Beau: This is where I tell my daughters they'll get a car before they get Instagram.
Chris: Don't you think that will just make them want it more?
Beau: That's what spyware is for.
Chris: So you're that dad?
Beau: @thatdad.

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Folsom: I quit Myspace and never looked back.
Allie: Sometimes I forget you're kind of ancient.

I never needed a reason to avoid social media. But thanks for inventing a new one.

Folsom [to Chris]

Maxine: I need you working on active cases. And I need you rested.
Allie: Personally, I find this place very restful.

Serena: Maybe we'll catch a break, and this guy live-streamed his own murder. You never know. It's something Natorious would do.
Folsom: I'm not familiar.
Serena: I knew I liked you.

CSI: Vegas Quotes

Deputy: The detectives are asking if there's any more guns in the house.
Brass: Guns? Sure. There's a bunch. But LVPD is good at their jobs. They'll find them.

Maxine: The homeowner is Jim Brass.
Allie: Is this going to be like the time I didn't know who Drew Carey was.