CSI: Vegas
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Dr. Roby, you would tell me if it were unwise to put $20 on Mr. Folsom for shift supervisor, wouldn't you?
Milton [to Maxine]
Serena: And you didn't think to shut down the automation when you found a dead body in your plant?
Mark: That's the point of automation. You don't have to think about it.
Looks like our weekend weathercaster has storms on the horizon.
Beau [to Maxine]
Oh, good. I was hoping to borrow two dozen 9-volt batteries.
Catherine [to Maxine]
Tawny: Working on my tan, huh? Go to hell, Ned.
Ned: I'm sure I'll see you there.
Hey, Gene. This isn't the fond-memory room. It's the interrogation room.
Serena [to Gene]
Chris: Gene needs to be studied in a lab. Just not ours.
Folsom: He is committed to his aesthetic.
Dr. Franklin: Busy day?
Max: Yup. The circus never stops.
Beau: Jeesh! Who decorates with fake cobwebs? This place is straight out of Edgar Allen Poe.
Allie: This woman is related to Gene.
Allie: I used to autopsy my sister's teddy bears when we were younger.
Chris: Any chance you and Gene are distant cousins?
Allie: Well, I think it's sweet that you still try.
Folsom: What's the definition of insanity? Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result?
You tried to pull off a mashup of "The Hangover" and "Weekend at Bernie's." And that was your big mistake, Mr. Farrow. You stepped outside your genre.
Serena [to Gene]
