Community Season 4 Quotes
I like your hustle. Reminds me of the summer I was Ralph Lauren.
William
See, that's what I need to learn! How to be all dead inside with muscles on top!
Willy Jr
We belonged in the sun, with the wind in our hair. Or maybe at a Bennigan's, enjoying a Turkey O'Toole.
Abed
Britta: Psychology tells us there are no accidents.
Jeff: What about car accidents, Tara Reid, or the Hindenburg?
This is the Jonestown of dinners.
Annie
You ask one lady if she's Tyler Perry in drag and suddenly you're the bad guy.
Pierce
Pierce: Let's carve that jive turkey.
Shirley: Got that out of your system?
Jeff: I thought I told you to stop reading my emails.
Dean Pelton: Well, I thought I told you to stop keeping secrets!
And that failed ventriloquist was...Slobodan Milosevic.
Professor Cornwallis
No one's even willing to consider that I might be the Hitler of the group?
Pierce
That man saved my life...in a video game.
Abed
Damn them and their perfectly crafted time pieces!
Jeff