Chicago Med
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on NBCChicago Med Season 1 Quotes
Daniel: It's like the fricking Rose Bowl Parade in here.
Sharon: Well, the prince has a lot of well wishers.
Daniel: Is he gifting David a polo this time? I thought I saw a saddle back there.
We call this the Chicago Med handshake.
Ethan [about a rectal exam]
Sarah: Another dating app? Why? You go to any bar, and there's a line around the block to buy you a drink.
April: Well, at least these guys know how to type...for the most part.
Nat: Girl presents with bronchospasm. I get this close to criching her. The moment her father leaves her side... [snaps] She catches her breath. Like magic.
Will: The kid's a budding Harry Potter.
Connor: This woman stabbed her husband in the right flank with a pair of scissors.
Ethan: Sounds like they could use a marriage counselor.
Daniel: This I know for certain: whoever those people were or weren't, they absolutely knew the power of a simple act of human kindness.
April: I wanted to believe that self-sacrifice came from the soul--
Daniel: And not lesions on the brain?
Will: Here's a stat for you: Healthcare expenses account for over half of all bankruptcies in the U.S. Be thankful you've got a great health plan.
A girl has to almost die for this hospital to realize that it's actually here to treat patients?
Sharon
Sam: Oh, I see. So out of my frustration, I laid into you?
Connor: Well...
Sam: Couldn't possibly have anything to do with you or your performance, it's just me. I'm a crazy bitch.
Nat: All right, tell me about this patient.
Will: OK, he was in a car accident, severely fractured arm, lung cancer, and as soon as I discharge him, he's going to jail. Oh, and his wife just left him.
Nat: Ooh. Sounds like a country song.
You're a Chicago boy, aren't you, Will?
Helen
