A to Z Quotes
It would be weird to have a monthiversary party. Oh, look at me, I'm warming up to that word.
Zelda
I'm not going anywhere. 'Cause in 2 weeks, I get my wisdom teeth out and I need you because I am not good with pain
Andrew
Zelda: It was so bad. I was doing that thing where I was floating outside my body and I could just see myself.
Andrew: That's funny, your Uncle Dave said the same thing to me.
Show some respect. A woman of some relation to Zelda is dead.
Stu
All of these people talking about their feelings, it's kind of my jam.
Andrew
You know what. I bet 6 months from now we could be really happy together at a funeral.
Zelda
Stu: I wanna beat you like a red headed step-child.
Andrew: Aren't you a red headed step-child?
Stu: I'm sandy blonde.
One time she flicked a cab driver off and cut him off. I had never seen that before. I liked it.
Zelda
You're going to have to do it [eulogy] for me because I am currently smelling colors.
Uncle Dave
I'm not leaving unless it smells like a dead mermaid.
Stu
Lydia: My mother used to say, "Pain is just weakness leaving the body."
Howard: I'm sorry to hear that.
Andrew and Zelda, like a lot of new couples, spent much of their time arm in arm. To the point that Zelda's friend, Stephie, compared them to a pair of figure skaters.
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