30 Rock Quotes
If it's positive, awesome! We're having a baby. I wanna name it Frisbee. If it's negative, awesome. We're not gonna fight about the name Frisbee, and we get disco fries for breakfast, because we're sad.
Criss
Why are my arms so weak? It's like I did that pushup last year for nothing!
Liz
I would slap you if I didn't think it would lead to a kiss.
Hazel
I brought you back from the dead, and revived your career.
Jack
Delightful Charlie Chaplin. You have the mustache and everything.
Kenneth
Deviousness? I guess two can play at that game. Just like most games.
Liz
Shut up, Pete. There's no hope. Not for you or for this country. If Joni Mitchell were here, she'd be like, 'The big man won't give peace a chance, the cobblestones, cobblestones.
Liz
Liz: How do you sleep at night, Jack?
Jack: I don't. I take thousands of micro-naps during the day.
You want to be an American. You fill out that ballot because you don't know what you're doing.
Tracy
Let me tell you who we have. Craig T. Nelson, Chuck Norris, and Charlton Heston's skull. You'd be the only cool Republican.
Jack
Every pair you buy, they give a pair to a child who was forced to work in the factory that makes these shoes.
Liz
She's aging, mean, and rich. That sounds Republican to me.
Jack
