Tom Haverford Quotes
Tom: How bout I break you off some of that Ja Rule?
Student: Who’s Ja Rule?
Tom: Every song I download has to pass a series of rigorous tests to answer one simple question: is it a banger?
A straightforward deal! Why didn’t you tell me? I don’t have my straightforward deal fedora on me! We gotta stop at my storage unit!
Ben, stop! This is like listening to a Ted Talk by the color beige!
If all goes well, this might be one of the last times I get to speak to you.
I got you a going away present. I’m finally deleting you from my phone.
Snakejuice! I thought these were destroyed by the FDA!
I’m not gonna buy that thing! It’s covered in a gallon of your boogers!
Video Ron Demand.
This morning I saw a youtube video with a puppy riding a motorcycle. So my bar my bar for stunning is pretty high.
Ronnn. Can you put some more tiny marshmallows in my hot choccy?
Hey, you’re a doctor. You know stiches get stiches!
