It's my pony. You can't pet it.

You're indoors and it's dark. Take off the sunglasses. You look stupid.

Including sending your daughter into a house full of drunken frat boys dressed like a slutty angel?

Esposito

What was the last book you read. Zen and the Art of Hazing Hipsters?

You didn't really think you could Jump Street the prime suspect, did you?

I didn't Houdini. I was Houdini'd

Together we can figure this out. We can figure anything out, just like always.

Beckett: I didn't do this to hurt you, I did it to protect you.
Castle: Then why am I so angry?

Castle: Do you have any idea how worried I was?
Beckett: Yeah, I do. I was gone for 36 hours. A year ago you were gone for eight weeks.

Beckett: I mean, what did you want me to do?
Castle: Tell me the truth.

Assassin: Your earlier stuff was better. You got soft once you met the skirt.
Castle: Everyone's a critic.

Kate: Babe, did you set your hair on fire again?
Rick: No, that was just one time. It's just that I'm so good looking I'm literally smoking hot.

Castle Quotes

I tried to stay in the car I really did.

Castle

Look at my life. My dreams do come true.

Castle