Michael Scott Quotes
Michael: Holly Flax...marrying me will you be?
Holly: Your wife becoming me will I.
This is where I fell in love with you, and this is where I ask you to marry me.
Ryan: Will you marry me, Holly?
Holly: No.
Michael: Only one that I was kinda worried about.
Angela: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: That would be hot. I would pay to see that.
Gabe: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: Easy no.
Oscar: Will you marry me?
Holly: No.
Michael: That marriage would be a sham.
I am not going to be proposed to in the break room. That is not going to be our story. I shoulda burned this place down when I had a chance.
Michael: I want this to be an event that everyone talks about always and forever.
Jim: Totally reasonable.
How bout this, I throw a corpse dressed like me off of the roof...
I am calling because I'm going to have to fire your daughter Holly because she's such a terrible employee. I'm just kidding.
Old Lady: How much for the Slip 'n Slide?
Michael: Get lost.
Packer is going to be here til the day he dies, just like the rest of us.
